Quora 1, TTSCC 0: Meet Emmitt Scciccio
Following our previous exchange with Quora Admin, we received the following message:
We currently don’t allow corporate accounts on Quora. We understand that you want to be a representative of your company but please do it as yourself;
“Please do it as yourself,” Mr./Mrs./Robot/Other “Quora Admin” non-ironically asks whilst hiding behind an all-encompassing, identity-masking, username, drunk on the grapes from the volcanic soils of Italy, sipp’d from chalice, spilt on laptop keyboard whilst spinning in gaiety in yon velvet-trimmed Aeron, eating succulent meats in drumstick form, bare-handed. Fair enough, we decide, since no-one needs to tilt at the Quora Windmill. The TTSCC, if we may be internet-candid with you, has a lot of work that still needs to be done after its disastrous stewardship by unscrupulous label-wreckers. Besides, the whole “real person” angle smacks of ye olde Friendster days—and that worked itself out just fine.
Therefore, it is with great pride that we present for your following, questioning, and general spamming, TTSCC Employee Emmitt Scciccio. Emmitt is on Quora, ready to be of internet service for your internet questions, even if you are Mrs./Mr./Hamster/Box-Elder/Pizza-Roll/Other Quora Admin. Emmitt likes ribbon candy, elaborate graffiti, long walks in awkward silence, and, as he says, “all sorts of hot licks”. It is unclear what was meant by that remark (if anything).
We don’t begrudge Quora’s policies, nor do we seek to change them. Companies, as they so often show us, are free to do what they want. We do have an issue, however, when their own practices don’t line up with what they request from their users.
Is the TTSCC doing this anywhere? If so, let us know. Hell, let Emmitt know. Kid needs to earn that paycheck, son.
—This Report Has Been Generated by the TTSCC Web Site News and Information Dispersal Division, N. America, Southern Division.
